I’m Scared
Wednesday, May 9, 2007 by amy
I’m scared….by the state of fug among celebrities these days. Don’t they know that I need them to look gorgeous with perfect bodies so that I can continue my life-long complex over my love-handles, pot-hole-sized nose pores, and snot scar under my right nostril? What would I do, what would any of us do frankly, if we didn’t have them setting such high standards for us. They need to step it back up.
Warning, some of these images might be offensive or scary. Shield your young.
and, oh dear,
and a frightening one,
This last one is scary because Cate looks sick. The first is unfortunate and Kirsten should fire her stylist, and well the middle photo, it’s effing freaky. What did she say to the plastic surgeon during her lip injection that pissed him off so much? And ps, she was the last person on Earth who needed a boob job. Dear God woman.
I agree on all counts. Why can’t more people dress like Jen? Now that’s CLASSY.
Speaking of Cate Blanchett, I read on Gawker today that more and more people are having plastic surgery on their clavicles to appear skeletal. That is SO disturbing…
that picture of jessica simpson looks like that arquette sibling who’s the male drag queen. alexis! alexis arquette. except alexis isn’t that scary looking.
Yeah, Alexis is way easier to look at this this pic of jess. She looks like a poorly drawn miss piggy to me!
That bit about Cate B and the clavicles is grody. I remember when I was little girl and scrawny, and had no boobs, a girl at camp asked me if I had a broken neck because once upon a time a looooooooooooooooooong time ago, I had a protruding clavical. I no longer desire one though!!!! ick.
You said it correctly - scary. Jessica is very strange and when she’s described as looking gorgeous … ?
And Cate - that’s too sad.
I won’t mention Kirsten - I think she took the word “costume” literally.
Of course if someone took a picture of me right now - we’d all laugh for hours - or scream!
And yes, yes, Alexis does look better than all three.
It’s really sad the situation of Cate Blanchett
[...] Plus, once upon a time, she looks great - a bombshell buxsome blonde. Now she’s got rubber lips and a boney little-girl body. [...]
[...] director of the 2008 season at the Sydney Theater Company. She also looks to have abandoned her strung-out look to adopt a more normal body weight and coloring. [...]
are you kidding me ..this is pure photoshop! especially Cate !!!!!!!!!!
Indeed they look altered (not by me) but 1) lots of celebrity photos are, 2) lots of celebrity photos are taken to catch them at the worst possible moment, 3) Cate was indeed way too thin, and 4) Jess did resemble that - the photoshopper just accentuated it. It’s unfair indeed but it’s the way of tabloid press both on and offline, and I do like to comment on such from time to time.
“Hollywoodscoop.com reported that she has dropped considerable amount of weight for a role in the film, Cancer Vixen.”
hah! so there~ she plays a cancer victim in a movie, that’s why she’s so thin.