Sniff What I’m Steppin’ In

I’ve been behind on my Hollywood gossip. But I did learn today that Britney was released early, Kirsten Dunst entered rehab, Eva Mendes was in rehab and is taking a break, Amy Crazy got denied a Visa and is a huge trainwreck, J Lo is a house, and Angie has taken the twins to [...]

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This business about Jamie Lynn Spears being pregnant at 16, living with her boyfriend and that being ok with her parents at age 16, and her mom making a deal with OK to try and keep them nice to Brit Brit - it’s all too much.
I saw Avenue Q in New York last weekend and [...]

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There’s been a spark added to the fire that’s fueling the catfight between Paris Hilton and Britney Spears!  Once tied-at-the-hip (and maybe more!), Britney is now threatening Paris with claims of lesbian sex tapes!   Brilliant Britney.  This crap doesn’t bode well in your situation with child services.  Stop messin’ with Paris and start parenting.  Sheesh.

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I just read that Lynne Spears has co-authored a memoir with a woman named Lorilee Craker (ouch) called Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.  First of all, bravo on that creative title.  Second of all, if I were Britney, with whom Lynne just recently reconciled, I’d be salty [...]

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American entertainment. Hollywood celebrities. We have sooo much fodder for good ole fashioned apple-pie trainwreck rubbernecking. Who/what to choose?
There’s the constant disaster of The View - the past two seasons have made Jerry Springer episodes seem as benign as the Teletubbies - oh wait - they’re scary gay costume creatures with alien-esque voices. Oh and [...]

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Here I am during my lunchbreak, poking my head above the sea of work in which I’ve been drowning the past few days, and I get to post!  Oh decisions decisions - what do I post about.  Soooo much fodder.   Not been a great week, and not just because of September 11.  But let’s see [...]

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Oh for Pete’s sake….I just finished that deep post and read some of The Superficial while I ate my lunch, and the first thing I’d like to report is that while I might have a BMI of 20 and change, I am apparently actually rather enormous according to celeb bikini photos on The Superficial.  Peter, Paul and [...]

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I’ll Be Damned!
Woman Shrinks by 9 Stone, Then Has Baby
Seriously, Lindsay.  Seriously.
Another Offense for Lohan
Brit.  Lordy.
Oops has she done it again? Britney Spears in pregnancy riddle

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Here’s the thing.  If I were followed by paparazzi (see below on Flickr roll for some examples of my reactions), I would, yes, react poorly (maybe?), but also, I would be caught in terrible positions, I’d look fat, my pores would show, I’d be making terrible faces, eating cookies, say, or even modeling my wine-drinking [...]

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Uh, move over Whitney Houston.  Crack is whack, and I’m the new star of “The Bodyguard,” says Britney.
That’s right, Brit is now rumored to be dating her bodyguard. 

(Source: US Weekly)
However, a comment was posted under the US story from someone quoting a Britney site:
This guy could possibly lose his job because of the hoopla and [...]

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Greetings and Salutations. You might be wondering 1) where the hell I’ve been (or not), and 2) why I incorporated Miss Spears into my post title.
I’ll tell you the answers to both mysteries. First, happy belated Fourth of July! 
Ok let’s start with number 2.
WordPress users, you know how you can look at your personal dashboard [...]

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Lately I’ve been contemplating my entire existence, and in the midst of such high thinking, I began to wonder if I’m a good person.  Well, I know I’m a good person - what I mean is, I began to wonder if I show that to the world.  I know I’m highly sensitive, and I think [...]

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I haven’t been posting in the past few days and it’s been bothering me that I haven’t.  Unfort work has been a shitstorm and, well, after spending ten long agonizing years trying to figure my career plans out and wrestling with the idea of law school, I’m staring the reality of law school in the [...]

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I have nothing coherent to post today.  Just a few jumbled thoughts.  You may want to skip this post and go back to reading The Superficial or New York Times.
-The people I wanted to get booted from American Idol did get voted off.  Woot.
-I am behind the times.  My Hollywood insider told me that Brit got those rockin [...]

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Brit performed last night at House of Blues in San Diego, according to this story posted on Daily Mail today which reports:
“Britney Spears made a triumphant comeback last night, playing her first gig in three years.
The pop princess took to the stage at the House of Blues in San Diego for just 16 minutes [...]

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TMZ just posted this photo and suddenly I feel so badly for Brit. I would be crazy too. I used to think she asked for it with her crotch-flashing, barefoot bathroom walking, cheetos-eating, outfit-switching-with-Paris ways, but this is insane:
(Click here to link to TMZ story.) 

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I don’t know about you, but I needed to amuse myself with something on the light and trivial side this morning.  Lordy.  Heavy heart over here.  Heavy heart a lot of places in the country right now.
So, I’d like to poke fun at Britney Spears, because she asked for it.  I can’t really do the [...]

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