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Good Stories About Complete Disasters

After writing and thinking about my flail of yesterday (see below), I have thought of so. many.  more.  And I also started Googling for other people’s technology-related disasters.  Here is what I found.  Oh and if anyone has some to share, please do.  HR rep did in fact sign up to be my friend on [...]

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help

Dear God, make a bird so I may fly far far away.  I just accidentally sent a Shelfari invite to my entire Gmail address book, which includes business folks, like, oh, my HR rep at the 7,000-person organization for which I now work.  Help. 
Thing is I was too busy to even be checking Gmail but [...]

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I was eating blueberries at my desk this morning and one got away.  The problem is, I can’t find it, anywhere.  I have been crawling on hands and knees in my office and it’s nowhere.  I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror at the back of my white pants. Not there.  (There [...]

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Hilarious Clip of Dude at Baseball Game

This is probably one of those that’s been around the block (if you know what I mean).  But for anyone who hasn’t seen it, and so I can remember where it is, voila.  Check it out and turn on your volume.  It’s really short.

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I’m scared….by the state of fug among celebrities these days. Don’t they know that I need them to look gorgeous with perfect bodies so that I can continue my life-long complex over my love-handles, pot-hole-sized nose pores, and snot scar under my right nostril? What would I do, what would any of us do frankly, [...]

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I wouldn’t think it funny if she had hurt herself.  But since she didn’t, I think it’s hilarious because if I were a D,C,B or even A-list celebrity, this would totally happen to me.
Click here for TMZ’s Story On Kathy Griffin Eating It

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Can Idiots Bring Out the Best?

In an effort to be positive, cup-is-half-full, and all that, I’m trying to make the best of the fact that each and every day, I’m faced with the reality that I work with an idiot.  She is nice, and right now I seem mean, but I am not.  She says some of the most absurd [...]

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I don’t know about you, but I needed to amuse myself with something on the light and trivial side this morning.  Lordy.  Heavy heart over here.  Heavy heart a lot of places in the country right now.
So, I’d like to poke fun at Britney Spears, because she asked for it.  I can’t really do the [...]

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Indeed…

I was at a friend’s wedding recently, and me and T arrived at the reception and were among the first to show up. (Strategic move on my part, more yummies and sippies!)
Anyway I was talking to good friend K while T ran to get something, and her friend showed up and we all started talking [...]

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Story of a Huge Buzz

Today I’m wearing a blue spring-weight-tweed skirt.   
Once upon a time, in Bethesda, MD, I worked in development and admissions for an independent primary school, ages 3 to 9.  It was an interesting job that I enjoyed but it also helped me cross that off my list of potential careers. (Sometimes I wonder if life isn’t [...]

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So you know you have a problem with tabloids when….
You walk into a deli, order an asparagus melt (YUM), sit down to wait on this down-home local joint to slowly, and with every bit of southern TLC they can muster (or with every bit of laziness they can blame on southern tender-luvin-care), you sit down [...]

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When you’re a guest in someone’s home, there are a few basic no-no’s you gotta look out for. I don’t care where you’re from - the South, the North, the West - they’re basics.
Let’s run through them, shall we?
1) Don’t clog someone’s toilet with any form of paper product, drugs or bodily waste (lesson [...]

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