Sniff What I’m Steppin’ In

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Hello everyone, my name is amy and I … I am a pistachiolic.

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I’ve taken to eating wasabi peas lately.   This picture that I posted is the nastiest looking image of food I’ve seen in quite some time, but I have to say that I totally love them.  They provide a savory, hot snack that challenges my tolerance for spice.  Today I tried holding my nose while putting [...]

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Here’s the thing.  If I were followed by paparazzi (see below on Flickr roll for some examples of my reactions), I would, yes, react poorly (maybe?), but also, I would be caught in terrible positions, I’d look fat, my pores would show, I’d be making terrible faces, eating cookies, say, or even modeling my wine-drinking [...]

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I still haven’t found the “delete cookies” button, and man, am I feeling full.  See that last pic on my Flickr roll down there on the right?  The girl with no neck?  That’s me, the last time I ate this many cookies.

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I was eating blueberries at my desk this morning and one got away.  The problem is, I can’t find it, anywhere.  I have been crawling on hands and knees in my office and it’s nowhere.  I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror at the back of my white pants. Not there.  (There [...]

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